Cheeto Bandito

CASE FILE: CHEETO BANDITO

The Gentleman of Questionable Business

“Smooth Pour. Shady Business.”

DEPARTMENT:

Unofficial Business & Bourbon Affairs

DRINK OF CHOICE:

Bourbon, neat, preferably from the good bottle

KNOWN FOR:

Smooth talk, immaculate tailoring, suspicious arrangements, and being entirely too comfortable during difficult conversations

TROUBLE LEVEL:

7/10. Drops to 5/10 when Vivienne is present.

SIGNATURE PROP:

Cut-glass bourbon tumbler, pocket watch, folded newspaper, cognac leather chair

 

SIBLINGS:

RICKY RAY. Same bloodline. Considerably fewer standards.

CHARACTER HEART:

Charming, loyal, protective, and more decent than his reputation would suggest

 

SAYING:

“Nothing illegal has been proven.”

THE STORY:

Cheeto Bandito never looks rushed. While the rest of the Barnyard Crew tends to stumble into trouble, Cheeto prefers to be waiting for it in a leather chair with bourbon already poured.

Smooth, polished, and suspiciously well-connected, his brother Ricky Ray has considerably lower standards, while Vivienne LaRue remains one of the few beings capable of stopping one of Cheeto’s ideas with a single look.

Under the tailored suit and shady reputation is a fiercely loyal heart. Cheeto protects his people, keeps confidences, remembers favors, and knows the difference between amusing trouble and real harm.

CHEETO BANDITO'S GOODS

Well dressed. Well poured. Poorly explained.

APPAREL
DRINKWARE
HOME & GIFTS
ALL WILLIE

DRESS FOR THE ALIBI

Sharp threads for questionable business.

POUR WITH PURPOSE

Bourbon vessels for meetings nobody scheduled.

OUTFIT THE OPERATION

Refined goods for offices, lounges & undisclosed locations.

THE FULL OPERATION

Everything Cheeto, all in one suspiciously convenient place.