Stir Fry

Stir Fry is what happens when a chuckwagon cook, a pitmaster and an electrical fire develop a shared personality.

He is the Barnyard Crew’s cook, caffeine dealer, smoke signal and recurring reason Sheriff Rick conducts fire inspections. Stir Fry can turn almost anything into supper and almost any supper into an incident. His hat is stained, his apron is scorched, and no one is completely certain whether the smoke is coming from the grill, the coffee pot or the stogie hanging from the corner of his mouth.

For all the danger signs, Stir Fry’s affection shows up as food. If somebody is hungry, he feeds them. If somebody is sad, he feeds them more. He believes most problems can be solved with fire, seasoning and a pot of coffee strong enough to stand a spoon upright.