Official uniform of the chronically underpaid and wildly overmanaged.
GOAT STAFF
I work for tiny horned dictators.
A retro ringer tee for anyone who knows exactly who runs the barn.
Price range: $29.95 through $33.95
There are goat owners, and then there are those of us who understand the organizational chart.
At the top: the goats.
At the bottom: apparently us.
GOAT STAFF is for anyone employed full-time by a herd of tiny horned dictators who pay exclusively in affection, property damage, and extremely loud opinions about breakfast.
Printed on the retro-inspired Next Level 3604 Unisex Ringer T-Shirt, the contrasting collar and sleeve bands give this simple black typography design an old-school staff-shirt feel that makes the joke even better.
Perfect for goat moms, breeders, farmers, barn crews, livestock lovers, and anyone who has ever rearranged an entire day because one goat had other plans.
I work for tiny horned dictators. The benefits package is terrible.
