Oh Darlin’ High Horse | Snarky Goat Heavyweight Tee

Well, bless your heart.

Sometimes a little perspective is all a person needs, and this goat appears perfectly qualified to provide it.

“Oh, Darlin’… that there high horse that yer ridin’ makes yer ASS look HUGE!!”

Featuring one unimpressed long-haired goat, a tiny hobby horse, and enough Southern-style snark to knock somebody clean out of the saddle, this original Goats & Giggles design was made for people who appreciate their humor with a little bite.

Printed on the  Bella + Canvas 4810GD Unisex Heavyweight Garment-Dyed Tee, the substantial fabric and softly worn-in color give this shirt a relaxed, vintage feel that suits the rustic artwork perfectly.

Wear it to the barn, livestock show, feed store, girls’ weekend, family gathering, or anywhere somebody might benefit from gently reconsidering the altitude of their horse.

Perfect for goat lovers, farm women, sarcastic souls, and anyone who has mastered the fine art of saying something terrible while sounding almost polite.

Adult Humor Design • Contains explicit language

An original Goats & Giggles design.

Darlin’, sometimes getting down off that horse is good for everybody.

Price range: $31.95 through $35.95

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