Stir Fry
CASE FILE: STIR FRY
The Chuckwagon Chaos Cook
“Fueled by Fire & Coffee.”
DEPARTMENT:
Chuckwagon, Fire & Questionable Cuisine
DRINK OF CHOICE:
High-voltage coffee, with an occasional Barnyard Brew when the fire’s finally out
KNOWN FOR:
Scorched aprons, battered cook hats, BBQ tools, smoke clouds, strong coffee & food that somehow survives the process
TROUBLE LEVEL:
Fire code says 10/10
SIGNATURE PROP:
Coffee pot, tongs, giant spoon & smoking grill
SIBLINGS:
None, but he’ll still feed ya!
CHARACTER HEART:
He feeds people. If somebody is hungry, he feeds them. If somebody is sad, he feeds them more.
SAYING:
“It’s under control.”
THE STORY:
Stir Fry is what happens when a chuckwagon cook, a pitmaster, a coffee dealer, and an electrical fire develop a shared personality.
He is the Barnyard Crew’s resident cook, caffeine supplier, smoke signal, and recurring reason Sheriff Rooster Rick has started carrying fire-inspection paperwork in his back pocket. Stir Fry can turn almost anything into supper and almost any supper into an incident.
Stir Fry believes most problems can be solved with fire, seasoning, a hot meal, and coffee strong enough to stand a spoon upright.
WEAR THE HEAT
BBQ, coffee & chuckwagon gear for people who think smoke is a seasoning.
POUR THE HIGH VOLTAGE
Mugs, tumblers & brew gear for beverages that mean business.
STOCK THE CHUCKWAGON
Kitchen, grill & camp goods for cooks who prefer their meals slightly dangerous.
THE FULL COOKOUT
Everything Stir Fry, served hot and probably violating at least one regulation.